{"id":985,"date":"2018-03-12T17:24:31","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T16:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/?page_id=985"},"modified":"2020-01-05T16:09:02","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T15:09:02","slug":"distorsion","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/?page_id=985","title":{"rendered":"Distorsion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.distore.tv\/index.php\">http:\/\/www.distore.tv\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2022 Distorsion Les 5 ans !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/couv_distorsion_5ans-1024x330.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/couv_distorsion_5ans-1024x330.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/couv_distorsion_5ans-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/couv_distorsion_5ans-768x248.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/couv_distorsion_5ans.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"1006\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/gwen_tomahawk_5_ans_disto_low.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/gwen_tomahawk_5_ans_disto_low.png 800w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/gwen_tomahawk_5_ans_disto_low-239x300.png 239w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/gwen_tomahawk_5_ans_disto_low-768x966.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>\u2022 Distorsion &#8211; 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Le juge Fayard dit \u00ab\u00a0Le Sh\u00e9riff\u00a0\u00bb<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-988\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_02_le_juge_fayard.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_02_le_juge_fayard.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_02_le_juge_fayard-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>&#8211; Serial Lover<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-989\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_03_serial_lover.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_03_serial_lover.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_02_03_serial_lover-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Distorsion &#8211; Infernal<br \/>(Couverture : Lent\u00e9 Chris)<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-990\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_couv_lente_chris.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"823\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_couv_lente_chris.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_couv_lente_chris-219x300.png 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-991\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_enfer_consommation.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_enfer_consommation.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_infernal_enfer_consommation-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Distorsion &#8211; Le cin\u00e9ma fran\u00e7ais c&rsquo;est de la merde (premier round)<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-992\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_00_couv.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_00_couv.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_00_couv-235x300.png 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>&#8211; Dobermann<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-993\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_01_dobermann.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_01_dobermann.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_01_dobermann-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>&#8211; Le convoyeur<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-994\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_02_le_convoyeur.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_02_le_convoyeur.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_02_le_convoyeur-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><br \/>&#8211; Confessions d&rsquo;un barjo<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-995\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_03_confessions_d_un_barjo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_03_confessions_d_un_barjo.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_le_cinema_francais_c_est_de_la_merde_01_03_confessions_d_un_barjo-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Distorsion &#8211; Shock<br \/>(Couverture Nicollet)<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-996\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_couv_nicollet.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"823\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_couv_nicollet.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_couv_nicollet-219x300.png 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-997\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_henry_rollins_black_flag_dolph_lundgren_keanu_reeves_steven_seagal.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_henry_rollins_black_flag_dolph_lundgren_keanu_reeves_steven_seagal.png 600w, https:\/\/www.gwentomahawk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/gwen_tomahawk_distorsion_shock_henry_rollins_black_flag_dolph_lundgren_keanu_reeves_steven_seagal-300x217.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Distorsion &#8211; 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